i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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