i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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