I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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