JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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