I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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