Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He is an equal opportunity slut.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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