Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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