Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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