If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
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There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You should frame my arrest warrant.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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