For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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