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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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