WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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