i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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