I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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