Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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