I'm really into asian looking animals
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
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she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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