i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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