Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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