why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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