You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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