He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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