If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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