well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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