Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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