Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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