Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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