Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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