I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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