my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
farters have to be the big spoon...
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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