HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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