Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he was CRYING into my vagina
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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