its not stalking. its research.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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