whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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