I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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