i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Its about making memories worth repressing
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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