He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
jump out the window naked night went bad
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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