Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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