i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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