is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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