Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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