If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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