We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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