i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Do vagina's smell?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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