she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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don't judge my taste in strippers
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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