KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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