12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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