theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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