Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i think i have herpe
just one?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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