He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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