I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
