id be glad to
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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