i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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