Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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