That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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