So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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