Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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