You really coming over, don't trick.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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