remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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