everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Fuck me I smell like cheese
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
